Anti-Pooh's Adventures Squad (MariposaLass-93 Edition)
This is my second take on the meme base I made for the Anti-Pooh's Adventurers or anyone who hates Pooh's Adventures. The link to the base: mariposalass-93.deviantart.com…
Note: I don't own any of the characters, but my picture, meme base and meme belong to me. pooh's Adventures belong to their immature creators. Don't ask why...
Prologue: (Note: this is NOT a self-insert! Okay.) There was a typical Filipino person named Nonna (that's me and my real nickname), aka MariposaLass-93, an incoming fourth year college student with big dreams, a huge emotional boiling pot and a mild diagnosis of Asperger Syndrome. Long ago, she was just looking into the Internet to find the cream of the crop of fan fiction crossovers, when some web searches took her to the worst abomination of them all: the anti-Christ of fan fiction crossovers that is Pooh's Adventures. At first, it was all nonsense. But upon watching some trailers and seeing her childhood (the good, the bad and the stuck-in-the-middle) being tormented by stoo-pid childish Westerners, she decides to fight back! But how? However, one night, while sleeping, she heard mournful voices crying for help, and discover slain and butchered souls of a gazillion characters begging her to save their worlds from being raped by adult babies.
Inspired by these doomed voices and the urges of the Muses, she sets out in gathering a team of characters unwittingly spared by this mess and unite them to save their worlds and our world from the Pooh-freaks' grubby, dirt-encrusted hands.
The Leader: Me, MariposaLass-93/ Nonna. My classmates in elementary school said I was somewhat a leader, even though I was not elected Class President, bringing our batch together. Also, I mean business on many terms, even if people won't take me seriously. Why? You never know... ("You Pooh-freaks will pay for this!"; Weapon: Nature's Wrath Keyblade: animeartist67.deviantart.com/a…
, made courtesy of animeartist67
The 2nd in Command: Abigail 'Nubmah 5/ Abby' Lincoln (Codename: Kids Next Door). Now, there's a girl willing to kick some PArer butt. She is not only smart, she also has great leadership skills, is a great strategist and a clever one to that. Also, she has some unfinished business with some bullshitty Canadian who tried to 'bang' her and some other cartoon girls too. ("Alright, guys. Let's attack!"; Weapons: 2 shot-guns and loads of 2x4 technology weapons)
The Brains: Fabian Rutter (The House of Anubis). Ahh, Fabian, clever Fabian. I was pretty impressed with his intellect and how snarky he can be at times. He's quite a great help whenever we need some info on the go. Of course, he's quite a sweet guy. Just don't get into his bad side, though... ("That's quite a shame that they think they got it all figured out themselves."; Weapon: Bo Staff)
The Brawler: Kim Possible (Kim Possible). What can you say? She is a super secret agent out to fight bad guys while juggling cheer squad practices, homework and annoying younger siblings. She is well-versed in the martial arts, 16 varieties in all! Also, she's quick in her feet and her head! Of course, dealing with copyright infringement violators is new to her, but, as we all know though, she can do anything, even with the most impossible things! ("Pooh's Adventures? (Pfff) That's so not drama!"; Weapons: Quick Reflexes, a Whip & a Pair of Sai Swords)
The Weapons Expert: Cyborg/ Vincent Stone (Teen Titans, 2000's version). This guy is a walking army chest of military and science fiction-grade weaponry. Being a cyborg (duh!), he shoots out energy beams from his hand guns and literal guns. In this version, his knowledge of weapons has increased to accommodate swords, grenades, bombs, archery, martial arts stuff, etc. Plus, he can invent new weapons for us to fight against those PArers. And he's quite a handy driver, whenever we need to get away from those maggots. ("Boo-yah!"; Weapons: Guns and Hand guns, as well as the other weapons that I mentioned)
The Magic User: Harry Potter (Harry Potter series). Yeah, I know I used this guy in the last meme, but that has him mixed in with that certain honey-munching bear for my secret Collab project. Here, he is really pissed off that some random Pooh-freak killed his 2nd girlfriend Ginny Weasley via a hit-&-run accident, which has him nursing a broken heart, again!, and that they (Pooh-freaks) tried to do a Pooh's Adventures of the Harry Potter Series. Yet, he's quite an amazing wizard of skill (despite being a half-(pure-)blooded wizard). His skill on Defense Against the Dark Arts is really intense and advance for a typical 17-19 year old. Though not good in Potions, I have to agree. And if ever his wand gets out of reach, at least we're lucky to drag the Sword of Gyrffindor to have him fight in close combat as well (since Chamber of Secrets). Plus, I do set him up with a certain gentle Pinay willing to find love again too... ("Here goes nothing..."; Weapons: Holly wand (11 in. with a Phoenix feather (from Fawkes) center) & the Sword of Godric Gyrffindor)
The Stealth Expert/ Spy: Dee Dee (Dexter's Laboratory). She may be the most annoying girl in the planet, with a knack of making chaos wherever she goes. But I know she comes quite in handy since she can get into Pooh-freaks bases with her subtle ballet moves and that she can hack into computers and other technology they have, since she does that whenever she infiltrates her brother Dexter's lab. Plus, her curiosity is her biggest weapon, with just one press on a button or whatever she comes in contact, & BOOM!, instant destruction! Plus, if these Pooh-freaks try to push her too far, well, we have her full anger unleashed to them too soon. ("Ohhh... What does this (insert techno babble term) do?"; Weapons: Her cuteness, curiosity, hidden anger and ballet moves & Shurikens)
The Chronicler: Ginger Foutley (As Told by Ginger). While I am a writer in real life, I don't think I have the time to jolt down everything our team goes through. Luckily, I found a fellow writer in an underrated Nicktoon character: Ginger. Now, Ginger's pretty perceptive about and around her surroundings. Her thoughts are quite honest and admit that even we can get into trouble as much as she did in her series. Being a pacifist though, she won't mind touting some nunchucks around for great amounts of badassery! ("Now that's gotta hurt!"; Weapons: Nunchucks)
The One Who's Way Crazy-Prepared (& Nuts!): Roger Rabbit (Who Framed Roger Rabbit). He drives everyone nuts. He is the one who'll drive your mind upside-down. Roger may not seem like a fighter, but his jokes and gags are killers! He did taught Eddie Valiant how to kill the audience with comedy which was taken too literally in the climatic battle of the film. He will show those Pooh-freaks how hard it is to get a break in the world of showbiz, the hard way! And also, they held his gorgeous yet very faithful and feisty wife Jessica hostage, much to their dismay. ("Hahaha, it is right in your face!"; Weapons: His Gags & Jokes and Joke Bombs & Grenades)
The Heart: Isabel Miravelez (Ikaw Lamang). While this sweet angel may be a rich hacienda heiress, she is not always what she appears to be. Beneath her porcelain white skin and glowing chocolate brown eyes lie a brave soul and a determined drive to fight what is right. After deciding to break up her engagement to that rich louse Franco Hildalgo, she ends up witnessing her childhood sweetheart Samuel Severino getting killed in front of her by Pooh-freaks & Franco (who is secretly friends with the Pooh-freaks; only to be killed by them later for being way too mature than them). That's why she joins into the group easily. She has a gentle motherly aura that anyone can handle, & whenever anyone needs help, she'll be there to help out. Not unless, someone is stupid enough to abuse her kindness of course... And there is a cute British wizard trying to recover from the loss of his old girlfriend waiting for her to come in. ("Don't worry now, guys! We're on this together!"; Weapon: Bow and a Bottomless Quiver of Arrows & a paper/metal hybrid fan with sharp & spiky metal edges)
The Team Pet: Scooby Doo (Scooby-Doo!) I was going for Marie from Aristocats and Pluto the Dog. But then, my heart will always be for good ole' Scooby, even though I used him in my previous meme. Again, I mentioned that he is a loyal Great Dane to be with, never leaves anyone no matter what, though cowardly and can eat up a lot of food. Needless to say, he can still bring it on whenever anyone he loves is in danger. And he is not one to be messed with after all. ("Scooby-Dooby-Doo!!!"; Weapons: Claws, Sharp Teeth, A Sausage Link that acts like Nunchucks and almost anything he can find)
The New Guy: Nate Archibald (Gossip Girl). Personally, I'm not a big fan of Gossip Girl and some many teen stuff since I just don't want to follow a lot of trends and fads all the time. But, I felt need someone who's really a noob in fighting Pooh-freaks from that area, and that's where Nate comes in. The only son of a former US Navy admiral turned entrepreneur and a French socialite, he seem to have a lot going for him: a great lacrosse player in an all-boys' school, a lot of girls swooning over him, etc. It seems things going well for him, then Pooh-freaks try to screw Gossip Girl literally with their crummy crossover shtick and kidnap the rest of the series' characters for their own purpose. Nate was away when it happened, and when he came home, things got even more suspicious and creepier. While he isn't used to fighting a lot of fools, I make sure he'll get a hell of tons of trainings if ever he wants to get his friends back from those phoney baloneys and his view in life will never be the same again... ("So, what now?"; Weapon: A Pair of Daggers)